A: The Ohio State guy. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. A: A visitor. 440.521.9519, Palecek Motors Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. 4. Michigan, USC and Penn State. At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. A: He wanted an academic challenge! It should be noted Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they don't play nobody. Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. Ohio State fans arent upset though. Here are the latest betting odds by FanDuel Sportsbook, including the line for this years game. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? I liked how that old Michigan fan was peeling on that younger OSU fan when it came to the jokes at the end. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. What happens when a blonde moves from Michigan to Ohio? "You will each get one wish," said the genie. I have kept it from you for years, because I know how much you love Ohio State, and I couldnt bear the thought of disappointing you., Moving close to her husbands ear, Becky whispered, I know, my love. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. Whom do you shoot? if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Motorwerks Imports A. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. How many Sparties does it take to to change a light bulb? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Who disturbs me? asked the genie. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. The teacher asks, What is your favorite football team, Jimmy?, Little Jimmy says, The Ohio State Buckeyes., Little Jimmy says, Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan. Then I went home blew chunks!, Bartender says, Dude, you put back ten of anything and youre gonna feel wrong., Buckeye says, You dont understand. Ohio State has to travel to South Bend to finish off their home-and-home with the Golden Domers of Notre Dame. Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? A: The Crime Rate! Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? 12. Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . The rest of the country is jealous of Buckeye Nation. He followed St. Peter and saw God standing with Woody Hayes. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? Charleston Southern and Michigan State?!?!? "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". I loved that documentary. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. In a recent USA Today article by Buckeyes Wire, Ohio State author Phil Harrison claims that Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines are "ripping off" Ohio State's gold pants tradition. Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. The rest will dress themselves. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? A: Drool. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. A: They go blue. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). Look, Im desperate. ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. But I wouldn't try it." 4 Ohio State obliterated No. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours. But that's not really what Matt had in. On our mad dash down from the . Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. michigan state and ohio state fans have already saved this in their shit talking folder pic.twitter.com/tAM75k1vug, Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 1, 2022. The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 20, 2021, Congrats to Michigan State on putting up as good of a fight as Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/Ej7jrb3huc, Ryan (@BrewPack8) November 20, 2021, How Ohio State came out vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/ONohMw3mcA, Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson, Julian Fleming & Jaxon Smith-Njigba seeing this Michigan State secondary pic.twitter.com/ainPMB7mHa, Michigan States coverage on OSUs receivers pic.twitter.com/UdshpeB2Y4, Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) November 20, 2021, Michigan State getting treated like Charleston Southern, Duncan Smith (@DuncanSmithNBA) November 20, 2021, Michigan State walking into Columbus this morning. Q: What's the difference between Nippert Stadium and a cactus? Enjoy! It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. Buster Bluth would be devastated. COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? Februar 2023. I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. Ohio State fans are going to have a ball with this outing from Michigan. He takes them to the first place and it's a beautiful home all decked out in Scarlett and Grey. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? Becky, please listen. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. And what's worse, one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. We played great, it was a great day.. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? A: Their personalities. All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadnt colored in two of the books yet. Lets go Bucks, baby, one Ohio State fan said. A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. and I am an Ohio State graduate. Q: Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? She held his fragile hand, tears were running down her face, and she prayed for her husbands pain to end. The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. They stick to the ground. A: You can't they were born that way. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to my wife, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, she replied. So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. A: Yogurt has an active living culture. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. #1. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. A: What's the dilemma? The teacher then asked why. Q: What does a girl from Columbus do if she's not in bed by 10pm? When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); Painesville OH 44077 Just lay back and let the poison work.. Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! Why did the UofM regents decide to cover the Big House in cardboard? The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. In case the Ohio State-Michigan State score and total yards arent enough to demonstrate how unevenly matched these two top-10 teams are, here are a few more wild first-half notes: The Buckeyes had 26 first downs versus the Spartans seven. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. Not to be outdone the OSU fan next professes his love for the Scarlet and Gray. Ohio State Football Fans. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? "Who disturbs me?" A: They stick to the ground. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? A: The Crime Rate! But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on . October 5, 2022 7:45 pm ET. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? A. There's nothing worth craping on! All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. A: To keep the flies off the bride. Q. exclaimed the bartender. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. A: They're hand picked. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? So they can park in the handicapped spaces. And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. and I am an Ohio State graduate. Q: How do you make U of M cookies? One, but he gets three credits and a thousand dollars for it. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Twice. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. A: S-mitten. 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. by MGoRoz. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. A: Between Dayton & Marion. How do you make up the difference? Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? A: A visitor. 1 Georgia and Charleston Southern, which also had a 49-0 halftime score. 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