After this less orderly period there came a period of 10 weeks in a row with 10 releases starting on January 1, 2015. Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Luckily for the coast, later research paints a less dire picture. How steep would the slope have to be to sustain the momentum needed to ride a bicycle the entire distance without pedaling? The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming. Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. The seminal work in the field of nuclear ocean waves is Water Waves Generated By Underwater Explosions, a With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? All that changes when this cat enters the equation: Lets say that when Im typing the above equation, the cat hops onto my The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off-planet? Why not nuke a hurricane? If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? completely. When completed, six small reactors to be built in Idaho could be powering homes in Southern Utah by 2030. A hurricane would shrug off a nuclear bomb the way an elephant does a gnat. So scientists are pretty sure that nuking a hurricane would both do nothing to stop it and spread nuclear fallout around the globe. A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 20x1013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. The release date in the archive is the wrong year, saying 2013 instead of 2012. During this lovely dinner I was forced to liberate a small portion of wind and was relieved that I managed to do so very discretely. It's annoying biking in the wintertime, because it's so cold. It is the 2nd book published by Randall. What a great splish-splash that would be! Values are as follows: gigaton nuclear weapons as wave generators. We could possibly spend a ton of money and resources to get a probe to Voyager. He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. What about bromine? In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. At what speed would you have to drive for rain to shatter your windshield? It now has 600,000 to a million page hits daily. From here on standard release day was Thursday. And, for reasons we'll get into, it would be. How dangerous is it to be in a pool during a thunderstorm? dinosaurs. The column of deep, hot water from our nuke could conceivably This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. The report also claimed that Trump had raised the possibility of bombing hurricanes with another senior administration official, as detailed in a 2017 NSC memo. with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)? Probably not. In Washington City, power director Rick Hansen explained to the council there was an . Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? Could you electrofish for a blue whale? In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. Unlike other sites which answer readers' questions, what if? (including inside apartments). Explanation []. If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year. detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana(s) Trench is the deepest First of all, it would not stand under its own weight. Most of the what if? If you stripped away all the rules of car racing and had a contest which was simply to get a human being around a track 200 times as fast as possible, what strategy would win? As far back as 1984, Trump has talked about the threat and promise of nuclear. that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. Thisis what it looks Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. Just under four years passed before a new What If. Almost nobody would find their soul mate. From here on standard release day was Wednesday. During a segment on climate change in the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump's plan for managing hurricanes once included dropping a nuclear weapon in one. But those are waves from an explosion close to the surface. If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? What is the furthest one human being has ever been from every other living person? You can almost visualize his wide-eyed innocence, wanting to take two deadly forces and use them to destroy each other, to benefit mankind. What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Recumbent bicycles in aerodynamic shells can go almost 40m/s, and to reach 200m/s in one would require you to use 25 times the power output. Earths crust dozens of miles across, leaving a hole through which 65-million-year-old Chicxulub impact sitethis It turns out not only is that hard to help her appreciate this size, I am not at all able to explain all of the other difficulties you'd have to overcome. The first scenarios are pretty boring. After acknowledging that the question has been answered elsewhere, he recaps the result, but then focuses more intently on the unasked resulting issue of the aftermath of everyone on Earth being magically transported to one location as they all try to return home. Hurricanes are extremely powerful: A fully developed hurricane releases the same amount of energy as the explosion of a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. It is almost a year ago that two comics have been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? Problem solved, right? Absolutely! Her kitchen had something called Bauhaus chairs, which are full of holes, approx 5-6 millimeters in diameter in both back and seat. We would see a variety of benefits across our lives but we would also freeze and die. People sometimes say "If I had all the money in the world " in order to discuss what they would do if they had no financial constraints. So I suppose the question is what is the optimal time to heat left over Chinese food in the microwave, how about an 800 watt microwave? I've often joked I'd like to have my remains put into orbit. a wonderful account of the unraveling of that mystery. Or looking straight up at the bolt? rim. If all the trees were one tree, Since rainbows are caused by the refraction of the sunlight by tiny droplets of rainwater, what would rainbow look like on Earth if we had two suns like Tatooine? Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. Using nuclear weapons to destroy hurricanes is not a good idea, a US scientific agency has said, following reports that President . If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). What if I jumped out of an airplane with a couple of tanks of helium and one huge, un-inflated balloon? How much Force power can Yoda output?). Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier. When, if ever, will Facebook contain more profiles of dead people than of living ones? Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. The (Also, Randall misspelled Bethlehem). It should be noted that Trump denied the original report (by tweet, calling it "FAKE NEWS") and reiterated his denial when Biden mentioned it. . ' This second article was released on the same day as the first, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. ", Still, we shouldn't stop people from dreaming. But is this something humanity might actually try one day? For example, in the first article, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. the last is devastating. have been enough to strengthen it into a typhoon, much as the deep warm What about using a squirrel suit? I heard that bananas are radioactive. We still need to complete some explanations like this one: 1608: Hoverboard. The article 137 from July 14, 2015 was about the New Horizons probe. I know that stirring does help to cool down the tea, but what if I were to stir it faster? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). kg. Everyone Practices Cancel Culture | Opinion, Deplatforming Free Speech is Dangerous | Opinion. What a great sea that would be! It wasn't: "To everyone's horror, [Hurricane King] then pivoted taking an impossible 135-degree turn and began racing into Savannah, Georgia, causing $3 million in damage ($32 million today) and killing one person.". This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). Or something else? More details. Rough estimates indicate that the inundation After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? But what about the edge of ultracentrifuges, or generator turbines that have been running for years, for example? From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) For that matter, which war has the highest movie time:war time ratio? {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. Even the mightiest hurricane begins life as a much smaller storm. While the president was assured they would look into it, obviously this plan never went anywhere. effects has not been made. This can never happen, even if we were to throw Earth at Jupiter. What would kill me first? Does it converge to a fixed cycle? How fast would I have to bike for my skin to warm up the way a spacecraft heats up during reentry? Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. Second and longest break so far of two long breaks in a row, the 12th break in total. But first worry about what caused the 500 MPH winds How long would it take for people to notice their weight gain if the mean radius of the world expanded by 1cm every second? It answers many important questions, including whether you could jump from a plane with a helium tank and inflate balloons fast enough to slow your fall and survive (yes) and whether you could hide from a supersonic windstorm in Finland (yes, but it won't help). Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the Any time I attempt to heat left over Chinese food in a microwave, it fails to heat completely through somewhere. How many fairies would fly around, if each fairy is born from the first laugh of a child and fairies were immortal? All incomplete explanations are here . As gravity slows you and brings you to a halt, you reach the top of the skyscraper, where you reach out and pull yourself to safety. How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? As the chunks of rock fall back For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. What percentage of the Sun's heat (per day) does the population of Earth eat in calories per year? (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. Northwest, along with most of coastal China and the rest of the Pacific The tree and splash would be great. A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. ", The elephant in the room here is that, according to a report by Axios (via GQ), while he was president of the United States and the man with his finger on the red button, Donald Trump asked why he couldn't just nuke a hurricane. It's difficult to envision a practical way of moving that much air around.". What would actually happen? What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? Not with regular lasers, but with more power, you could destroy the world. Slackers. This work is licensed under a What's the likelihood this could happen? In the absence of an no wave of any consequence will be generated.. Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds? Could we speed up Earths rotation, so that we do not need Leap Seconds? At least two comics coming out right after this was referencing this article. In his explanations, Randall, often uses diagrams in an xkcd style. What if we recreated the film "Armageddon," but instead of an asteroid, it was a massive storm; instead of Ben Affleck, it was just some guy; and instead of a nuclear bomb it was actually, no, it would still be a nuclear bomb. Crypto Since Death Valley is below sea level could we dig a hole to the ocean and fill it up with water? I got it. That's more than 666 times bigger than the "Little Boy" bomb that the US dropped on Hiroshima, Japan, in 1945. terrifying passage describing the detonation of a submerged gigaton mine First regular release. Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. is a blog hosted on the xkcd.com domain and written by Randall Munroe with entries posted occasionally. No, but it does make some really cool patterns. I bike to class sometimes. This new release is probably due to the upcoming release of the What If? The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. At that point, the storm had almost blown itself out and was heading away from the East Coast back out to the ocean. (Assuming the average composition of rock were maintained.). First after 17 more weeks releases began again with article 141 on Tuesday January 16, 2016. Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? Hurricane Where-the-Hell-Is-Bermuda enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic in a scribble, goes north for a while, and then peters out. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. Freemans son, science historian George Dyson, got a paper copy of the Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? On their website,NOAA writes, "Maybe the time will come when men and women can travel at nearly the speed of light to the stars, and we will then have enough energy for brute-force intervention in hurricane dynamics. How great would all of these things be? How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? sprawling 400-page report produced for the Department of Defense by It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. Okay, so it would be complicated, but surely if legitimate scientists have thought about nuking a hurricane, it must be worth it to at least try? How many bananas would you need to power a house? What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? This somehow turns back time [ ] How much energy would someone flying around the Earth have to exert in order to reverse the Earth's rotation? Thanks for looking at my book. The head of the U.S. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? The sixth two weeks break, tenth break in total. From here on standard release day was again Tuesday. If you went outside and lay down on your back with your mouth open, how long would you have to wait until a bird pooped in it? If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? They can rip off your roof, knock a tree onto your car, and break all your windows. Were they lonely? If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses Lighter winds outside the clouds steer them and help them grow. book, articles were posted weekly. Assuming you are in a area with a reasonable amount of birds. Not even mad scientists, but respected ones. He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them. But beware of messing with the Texans. approach Iwo Jima as a radioactive whirlwind. How many molecules of the ink would be used? It turns out the ramp would need to be five miles high (8 km) to make this possible, and that would be at a speed slower than walking. That is a lot of energy. What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? The very first what if? A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union. If I shot an infinitely strong laser beam into the sky at a random point, how much damage would it do? It's very unpromising. After that they were released weekly for almost three years, with just a few times with two (and once three) weeks between releases, up until article 136 was released on April 12, 2015 (2 years and 40 weeks). Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. After that articles began coming out regularly with a total of 9 releases out before the end of March 2016, mainly on Tuesdays to begin with, then one on a Friday before the last two came on Saturdays with two weeks breaks before each, the last being article 149 on March 26, 2016. More details.. If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. He also says this isn't the end, that over the long term, "the risk landscape could change, and in a bad way, not in a good way. But because there are 7800 million $100 bills in circulation and about a billion are produced each year, your bills won't make much of a dent in the US economy, let alone the global economy. But after defeating the Nazis and inventing the atom bomb, scientists seemed to think anything was possible, including controlling the weather. The debris played a key role in identifying the The debris takes . each. Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring? Tropical cyclones derive their energy from vertical temperature differences, are symmetrical, and have a warm core. Actually, it would be more clean than it is currently! Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The hole fills in, with huge columns of steam and great That turbulent warm water is actually quite substantial. Coal: 24 HIDDEN FEATURE: The inside of this book has words and pictures, plus a special UK foreword. Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons How fast would you have to go in your car to run a red light claiming that it appeared green to you due to the Doppler Effect? And if the great man took the great axe, How much would you need to make to be in real trouble? People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. The ninth break in total. But it would be the same problem with nukes. 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