ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Let me point you to the right page. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Big beautiful brains. Feel nothing. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). ADAM: Wed love it! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. OH GOD! CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! DELIA: Doubt. But heres the good news! Where are you? LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Sayonara. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Its a little crooked. Youre leaving me? BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . Hes a monster. 3."My whole life is a dark room. And you won't believe how far I'll go. Im gonna find my mom! MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? LYDIA: The Netherworld? CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! Bu Whos there? So mean. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! ADAM: Oh! No he wont, youll just be dead. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. You are never gonna regret this! (a beat.) . Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! Im on your side, and I always will be. This house is haunted! AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! Cmon! LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Just put me in the game. Love is love. I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . DELIA: But what if its Lydia? You! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! DELIA: (aggressive.) LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . So goodbye . AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! we have to go home! Ah! CHARLES: HELLO! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Did you think I wasnt coming back? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. ADAM Hey old girl! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! I havent always been such a good mother. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. BEETLEJUICE: No. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. I call it The Soulbox. LYDIA: Mom?! Its not a fad! We cant hide this anymore. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? And you wont even say her name. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! BARBARA: I was too! We left each other behind. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! I need to really live, really connect! Join the StageAgent community Thats what I want too. It's a gold mine! Were still together. Its less. People! ADAM: Oh! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . (goes to kiss him, but gags.). MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! I orbit. And such a bold departure from the original source material! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Leave this house! The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . LOOK! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? Oldest trick in the book! Welcome, welcome, welcome! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! OTHO: Then lets get to it! Upgrade to PRO Act I 1. Ill do it. Strangers. Yeah Yeah Yeah. I don't even like pottery! "Things seem pretty quiet. You and me, were not that different. Look, I know things have been difficult-. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! BARBARA: I know. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. Your father was trying to hide you from us. (softly.) Fuck Brigadoon. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia I see you. 5. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Scott Brown Boo. Everything was the way it used to be. DELIA: Life coaching! ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. And she left us. howd you get her to marry you? (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. (LYDIA stabs him.) ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". LYDIA: Okay. We invisibles have to stick together! What am I doing? (to audience.) I love it! But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) ADAM: Chapter one! Use their user talk pages. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. I don't know what just happened. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Barbara, its like one of our classes! NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. I thought I was bringing my mom back! What if shes possessed? GET OUTTA MY WAY. Alright. AND Im from New Jersey! CHARLES: My god, woman. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Hi there. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Take a look at our library of free monologues . So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! We are invisible. I love old books. Second row, right there! All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. That never happens. OH! ADAM: I know! Why is Ohio so powerful?! I accept you. Im always prepared. (they scream.) Start reading. Yeah. Do the research! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. CHARLES: Hey! These are the biggest changes that . LYDIA: NO! It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Source: www.enca.com. ADAM: Oh god! (a beat.) CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Hi, boys! Oh God, how I missed that sound. Get the shrimp! Not answering! We cant just stay in the attic! Scarecrow. Lydias vision was right! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. Welcome! Can everybody see me? THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! (an idea.) We do not want to kill people! Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. What an effervescent young lady you are. So, I have an idea. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" Can you believe people actually lived here? Our whole life is in that house. And Ive got a plan! First published Apr 06, 2020. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Mom! An infinite abyss of nothing! 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